I’m going to mass produce little chair shaped confetti and throw it at people who need to sit the fuck down.
(via hey-cruelworld)
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
(via hey-cruelworld)
What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
(Source: juilan, via hey-cruelworld)